Lyrics

Bartender, hope you don't mind if I pull up a seat,
It's only Wednesday, but it's already shown it's shaping up to be a terrible week,
Help me get over the hump, 'cause I can't do it alone, she put an end to my five-year streak,
Bartender, bartender

Serve me up a little hope on the rocks, might need a little help to drink it all down,
I'm feeling helpless with my head in the stocks while I'm waiting for the blade to come down,
Don't you know that it's the only way that I have found to get me through the day,
Let me know if you know of another order that could maybe make her want to stay

Bartender, don't have a driver to get me home,
And it's a problem that I'll have to get used to if she decides she's gonna leave me alone,
I didn't plan ahead, I never had to before, now my mind is as blank as a stone,
Bartender, bartender

Serve me up a little hope on the rocks, might need a little help to drink it all down,
I'm feeling helpless with my head in the stocks while I'm waiting for the blade to come down,
Don't you know that it's the only way that I have found to get me through the day,
Let me know if you know of another order that could maybe make her want to stay

Bartender, I'll remember all our future dreams,
Love mender, please send her back home to me,
Grief ender, help me find a way to make her see,
I won't surrender, I will defend her for eternity

Serve me up a little hope on the rocks, might need a little help to drink it all down,
I'm feeling helpless with my head in the stocks while I'm waiting for the blade to come down,
Don't you know that it's the only way that I have found to get me through the day,
Let me know if you know of another order that could maybe make her want to stay

Bartender, I will remember,
As I stumble out the door like I've never done before she is still all that's on my mind